it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?
this is the tumblr equivalent of “several people are typing”.
re-reblogging for that comment
I will cast a spell to make you have a good day
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It is done
man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???
moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass
i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it
remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang
my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer
me:
